Monday, May 20, 2013

Broadcast Yeti!

The hardest part of getting any Yeti-Based broadcasting off the ground is, of course, the Yeti.

When you want to cover serious material, the Boston Bombing, Global Warming, or the IRS Tax Exemption Scandal. Yeti just wants to beat his chest and sing the song of his people, but be in the mood for a lighter subject, like the new Star Trek or Spider Man film, and Sasquatch is suddenly beside himself over being among the last of an endangered species, misunderstood as a "monster" and gassy from last night's Taco el Burro visit
So you never know what he's gonna say on the air. Fortunately, with Podcasting, you don't have to worry that he's going to drop "the F-bomb", it's just that you have to remember that when he gets on a hot button topic, like gay marriage or "where's fish?" you're gonna get an angry cacophony of "Gnobbbbb Agggrarrrrhr!" roughly translates as, "I can't work under these deplorable conditions.".

Sorry, big guy,  but I'm already wearing two layers of socks, long-johns and a bomber jacket with the thermostat set at -29.

"Balls still sweaty!".

Too much information, Sasquatch.

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